Tuesday, April 22, 2025

šŸ”„ 50% OFF! Get Infernal Bonds eBook for Just RM10! šŸ”„

 


šŸ”„ Infernal Bonds – WhatsApp Only, RM10 Deal Because Why Not šŸ”„

Okay listen up, beautiful weirdos. I’m running a secret book deal and no, it’s not a scam (unless you count emotionally scamming yourself by not reading this fire earlier).


Here’s the scoop:
My newest chaos-in-words, Infernal Bonds, is now available for only RM10—but only if you hit me up on WhatsApp. (worldwide Just whatsapp me I will always find a way for you!)


That’s right. No Shopee, no Lazada, no Amazon jungle mess. Just me, you, and a virtual book that might just set your soul on fire.

šŸ’¬ How to Get It for RM10:

  1. Open WhatsApp like you’re texting your situationship.

  2. Message me: “I want Infernal Bonds – RM10 Promo before I cry”

  3. I’ll reply. Probably dramatically.

  4. You pay. I send. We bond. (Infernal-ly.)

šŸ“ž WhatsApp: +60182705802

What’s Infernal Bonds?

Glad you asked, legend.
This is the sequel to Broken Bonds and Fragments Of Fire. But now the gloves are off. This ain’t just poetry anymore—this is me exorcising my trauma like I’m the final boss of healing. It’s pain, fire, poetry, punchlines, and a sprinkle of “I shouldn’t have said that, but I did anyway.”


Basically, if Broken Bonds and Fragments Of Fire was your sad playlist, Infernal Bonds is the angry gym remix.



But Why RM10? 

Because You are my love. And also because I know we’re all broke but still deserve some literary therapy.


Also, RM10 is the price of:


  • 2 teh tariks you didn’t need

  • 1 overpriced donut with a fancy name

  • Or one spicy ebook that might just heal your trauma (or at least distract you from it for a night)

  • Easy choice.

⚠️ Limited Time Before I Get Serious Again ⚠️


This offer is temporary. Like your ex’s promises.

So grab it now. Or don’t. But if you come crying later, I’ll just send you this blog again.


Connect With Me šŸ¤

Let’s keep it real. Ask me anything about the book. Tell me your favorite line. Send memes.
Thinking of starting a WhatsApp group too where we drop bars, tears, and trauma like confetti.

šŸ“ž WhatsApp: +60182705802 Infernal Bonds Link
šŸ”— Blog: Facebook
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Signed,
Caelum1Infernum


šŸ”„ Professional Overthinker. Full-Time Chaos Writer šŸ”„




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